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September 19, 2005
Please Help Part II: The Dickening
Ah, Winslow. You silly, stupid liberal. Why didn't you evacuate? Didn't you listen to the warnings? Why didn't you pack your belongings into your Mercedes SUV and drive away? Why didn't you take the $5,000 in emergency cash you had stashed in your wall safe so you could buy supplies along the way?
Is it because you're dumb? I've warned you before, you government-handout-expecting fool, if you don't get an education you'll be metaphorically stranded on the cacti of life expecting the government to come pick you up.
Newsflash, dummy, the government is not always going to be there for you.
So go complain about the Dust Devil to someone who gives a shit.
Anyway, Please Help. Donate to the Red Cross!
Comments
Let's see, we can't blame global warming, because it doesn't exist, and we can't blame the Feds, because that's what the liberals would do - I know! Let's blame the victims!
Posted by: Annie at September 19, 2005 09:48 AM
Sorry Winslow, it's clearly your fault that you didn't have a car to get away from the Dust Devil in time, because your too poor and too young to own one.
Posted by: JB at September 19, 2005 11:41 AM
