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September 14, 2005
Miss Moonbat
In lieu of our normal Shrubville today, we're running some letters we've received for our new advice column, Miss Moonbat.
We'll be funny tomorrow.
Dear Miss Moonbat:
When I watch the news on the TV which is always tuned to Fox News Channel (they report I decide -- you know that's their slogan and I believe it because it's true) I'm always seeing the liberals blame President George Bush for the Hurricane Korina. I think its really very funny the liberals blame the president for a hurricane. Theres a good reason you liberals are not in the majority today. Seems alot more people think like me than like you. Show me a liberal and I'll show you someone who wants something for nothing. You want us to be free and be safe from terriorism, but don't want to Sacrafise NOTHING to get that freedom.
I also see in my second favorite news source, the comic strip in my newspaper called Prickly City, the liberals are blaming President Bush for the hurricane. That's two sources, Fox News and the comics, so it has gota be true.
So I guess my question Miss Moonbat is why are you moonbat liberals blaming President Bush when it is clearly the fault of the ex-Philanderer in Chief Bill Clinton. What did HE do to stop hurricane Korina? NOTHING.
Mel D.
Atlanta, GA
Dear Gentle Reader:
Thanks for your question. Oftentimes I'll ask myself: What Would Che Guevara do? But I can never answer the question because I didn't study the history of Che Guevara; I just wear his T-Shirt because it's cool. Too many ideas make my teeth itch.
Dear Miss Moonbat:
Wake up, white people. God sent the blessed Hurricane Katrina to smite New Orleans, to rid the city of baby-killing abortionists, of butt-sex-having homosexuals, of mouth-genital contact between people of all ages and all genders, of decadence, of sin, of bare-chested college-aged Girls Gone Wild.
We are presented with a perfect opportunity to rebuild New Orleans into a gleaming white city, free from the scourge of liberal handouts and moonbat commie gay sex.
Blame not President Bush for how he handled the crisis. Instead, Praise Bush like we praise God. He hath spoken. We wath listen.
I bet you're a lesbian, Miss Moonbat, aren't you?
Rev. Bob L.
Birmingham, AL
Dear Gentle Reader:
Yes I am. You and I are more alike than one would think. We both love Bush.
Comments
Mel D. is right. Liberals don't even know the MEANING of the word "Sacrafise." It's just not in their vocabumalary.
Posted by: JeffGannon at September 14, 2005 12:19 PM
This is AWESOME. Mainly because I know the idiot who actually did misspell "sacrifice." Thanks for sharing his stupidity, CJo.
Posted by: The Furnace at September 14, 2005 12:44 PM
Sorry - I meant her. Her.
Posted by: The Furnace at September 14, 2005 12:44 PM
I just read Thursday's strip (I know, I can't wait), and I thought Stantits PROMISED to be funny the rest of the week?!? WTF?
Posted by: FredN. at September 15, 2005 07:36 AM

