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August 04, 2005
Zing Boom Tararrel
Looking over my notes...
It appears that there may or may not have been a shark and/or a cactus incident in the course of events while Prickly City was happening this week. It further appears that this shark, cactus and/or purple monkey dishwasher attack was perpetrated upon Winslow the Coyote (no relation to Smokey the Bear or Triumph the Insult Comic Dog), although all evidence at this time is purely speculative and impurely hearsay. So until all the facts are in, I shall refrain from any further comment on the culpability of the shark, cactus, purple monkey dishwasher and/or colony of passenger pigeons and their participation, or lack thereof, in this event - real or imagined.
However, I'm just a regular guy, the kind who likes my coffee like I like my women and children - quiet and Costa Rican. There are other folks, non-regular java-lovin' joes, however, with their fancy exprexxos and lattes as foamy as their brains are soft, who can't wait to chime in based on nothing more than a tissue-thin tissue-paper tissue of issues. I'd really like to hear what they have to say in the comments section....
Comments
I don't drink anything coffee related.
Posted by: The Furnace at August 4, 2005 05:46 PM
Coffee's for dorks, but the "quiet and Costa Rican" line made me laugh outloud. Repeatedly!
Posted by: FredN. at August 5, 2005 07:51 AM
