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August 12, 2005
Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth
Today Carmen continues her study of the science of coyotes as written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. If her science book has taught her nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that coyotes should stick to coyote sports such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such. Oh, and the Good Book also notes that coyotes have a thirst for the blood of small pets.
On cue, Winslow acts horrified about eating poodles, as if ignoring his own instincts. It is, after all, very fashionable these days to ignore science. And if Scott Stantis has taught us one thing in the year-plus existence of Prickly City it's that liberals are goofy and they glom onto any fad. So in typical Liberal fashion, Winslow runs off and joins the anti-science crowd, those ultra-hip intelligent designistas. And the sensible Conservative Carmen finds solace in science.
Oh, wait. That doesn't seem right. Look what he's done! It's another brilliant moment by Stantis. He's made us all question our core beliefs by turning our expectations all topsy-turvy-like. GENIUS!
AUTHOR! AUTHOR! AUTHOR!
Come take a bow.
PS: I sneer at you.
Comments
Does anybody even say the word "halitosis" anymore?
Posted by: The Furnace at August 12, 2005 12:44 PM
Stantis is really stretching the metaphors...or I'm making the social comment up in my head when he's just making an excuse to have Winslow pull a face. Maybe he just has something against coyotes?
Posted by: JB at August 12, 2005 05:02 PM
This is more related to earlier in the week, but I thought this was hilarious.
Unrelated, but funny!
Both from Francesco Marciuliano's Medium Large.
Posted by: JB at August 12, 2005 10:14 PM
Ha ha ha. Those are good.
Posted by: CJo at August 13, 2005 08:25 AM
