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August 29, 2005
The Love Song of J. Winslow Poocock
How convenient. I'm back and Stantis is gone. By "gone," of course, I mean "absolutely cuckoo." Carmen gets all Patriot-Act'y and starts snooping through Winslow's computer only to find something that so Shocks and Awes Carmen that it MUST be love poems to Shelly the Turtle.
I can only imagine what those must be like...
I rend your shell through an underside crack,
Since I don't know which is front or which is the back.
And your mouth, well, it hurts when your jaws do snap.
At least I think it's your mouth and not your ass.
or
It hurtle
my yertle
when I hump
Shelly the turtle.
or
Dearest Shelly:
your backside is smelly.
Or maybe it's my nose, it's
too close to your halitosis.
or
My love-making...it couldn't be simpler,
it ends with a bang and not with a whimper.
Shelly, please take it from the back or the front.
To me it doesn't matter if it's your mouth or your...
[At which point Carmen turns off the computer and contacts the local authorities.]
Comments
I think it's going to be a love poem to her, and will start a 4 week cycle of strips that deal with bestiality (AGAIN), the liberals' fondness for alternative (read: queer) lifestyles, and Howard Dean.
Posted by: FredN. at August 29, 2005 10:32 AM
These are just modified versions of the poems CJo wrote to chicks in high school.
Posted by: JeffGannon at August 29, 2005 10:41 AM
OK, and what was with the political cartoon in yesterday's paper? Haven't we, as the media loves to say, moved beyond Sheehan in the news cycle?
Posted by: Waterbug at August 29, 2005 11:56 AM
It's good to have you back CJo, if only to remind us what words rhyme with "front."
Posted by: The Furnace at August 29, 2005 12:18 PM
If only Shelly were a clam....
Posted by: J. Kendall at August 29, 2005 02:27 PM
Those are some beautiful poems, CJo. Brought a tear to my eye... Welcome back!
Posted by: JB at August 29, 2005 03:07 PM
