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August 30, 2005
The C Word
Apparently our coyote-whore Winslow is cheating on his "one true love," Shelly, and is writing love poems to a neo-con simply known as "C" in today's Prickly City.
And looking at my "You Might Be a Neo-Con If..." checklist, then Winslow is well on his way to being a stooge for the Republican Right.
In love with a neo-con? Check. Cheating on his wife/girlfriend/love? Check. Bad poet? Double check. Add in that he tried to snort a banana a few months ago, and Winslow is well on his way to earning his degree from Bob Jones University.
Of course today's mystery is supposed to leave us wonder, "Who is C?" Is it Carmen and her neo-con ways? An unknown Bush girl? A moving-to-the-middle Hillary?
Nah - I'm going with the ultimate neo-con nut - Ann Coulter. She of the "New Yorkers would immediately surrender if invaded by terrorists." She of "If you're not a neo-con you're committing treason." She of "I used to be a man."
I'm saddened that Winslow is most likely in love with the craziest "woman" in the world. Yeah, he's got - I'm sorry, she's got long legs and blond hair, something a turtle doesn't have. But maybe this is just Winslow being a typical liberal with his love of alternative lifesyles and being a glutton for punishment.
And now I'm left wondering what Anny Boy would look like as a character in Prickly City. Please, email us your sketches of what Ann Coulter and Winslow would look like at their gay wedding, and we'll post them on the site (if CJo says it's okay). Be creative, people! Remember, lips look like tears, and tubes of stuff that look like toothpaste are allowed.
Comments
From today's Arizona Daily Star (the newspaper in Tuscon, AZ)on the redesign of their Op-ed page:
"Finally, we've decided that syndicated columnist Ann Coulter has worn out her welcome. Many readers find her shrill, bombastic and mean-spirited. And those are the words used by readers who identified themselves as conservatives."
Unfortunately they're replacing her with Fox News' own Tony Snow, and now Winslow will have to be the breadwinner in the family.
Posted by: The Furnace at August 30, 2005 07:46 AM
Nice of you to offer Tranny Annie some work, especially now that she's wearing out her welcome as a newspaper columnist.
Posted by: jackmac at August 30, 2005 09:24 AM
Eh, it'll probably turn out to be Carmen again, so Stantis can do another carbon-copy week of "beastiality=gay marriage" jokes. But I agree with you that someone else would be much more interesting. Hey, how about Condelezza Rice? She has a "C" in her name.
Posted by: Mysterio at August 30, 2005 02:07 PM
Maybe C is for Condoleeza? What? Power can be sexy!
Posted by: JB at August 30, 2005 02:09 PM
Hey, you beat me by 2 minutes Mysterio ;)
Posted by: JB at August 30, 2005 02:10 PM
