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August 05, 2005
Poo Blossom
It's early this morning and I haven't yet had my long, tall Costa Rican of the day, but I'll try making some sense of Prickly City...
If Winslow is "cute" then Mary Pickford is weeping. FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. Oh wait. Sorry. Tried that one already.
It looks like Winslow has been caught with his doggie diddies around his ankles making a turd blossom in a port-o-potty. Wait, did I say turd blossom? That's a word that could get us shitcanned...er...turdcanned...er, I mean...poocanned. I'd better change it to "poo blossom." Yeah, that's more socially acceptable. I'd hate to offend all those Churchies with bad language.
For instance, I could say about today's strip, "Well, I think that's bullshit and I hate that. Just let it go." But I know better than that. Even though I gotz to show these right-wingers that I've got some backbone (the WSJ editorial page is watching fer chrissakes!), I should refrain from using bad language.
So instead, I'll say this about today's strip: TJIFAWDWTLS -- Thank Jebus It's Friday And We're Done With This Lame Storyline.
I should be careful, though. Stantis could resurrect this strip for one more day tomorrow. And it will haunt me. FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.
Comments
Turd blossoms, bull shit - these neo-cons are fecal freaks.
Posted by: The Furnace at August 5, 2005 12:07 PM
"...heh heh, yeah, that guys a major league asshole..."
Posted by: d_e at August 5, 2005 12:16 PM
As with most things, Mr. Novak was being quite practical in his opinion. If Elvis had "just let it go" he might have made it off the can safe and sound.
Posted by: Sacki at August 5, 2005 12:50 PM
I always thought coyotes were more gray and light brown than blonde anyway. Or has Winslow been going in for highlights?
Posted by: Annie at August 5, 2005 01:14 PM
