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August 09, 2005
Alaska Ho
Poor Scott.
Much like a neo-con who would never let the facts get in the way of a starting a war, Stantis won't let the facts get in the way of telling a bad joke.
It happens right off the bat: Carmen tells us that coyotes don't live in Hawaii or Alaska. Hawaii I understand - but Alaska? Come on Scooter - it takes two seconds to Google that one up - (pay close attention to the paragraph in the "Distribution" section).
If Stantis doesn't care enough to actually research this stuff, then why should we care to read it? Oh, that's right - because it's fun to watch him fail each and every day.
And on top of that, his punchline deals with New Jersey. Hey Scooter - I've got some jokes about airline peanuts and people talking in movie theaters that I'll sell you cheap.
Comments
You know, Carmen may be right about Coyotes and Alaska. I'm leafing through the "Science" book they use in public schools these days...
Revelation, Chapter 16, Verse 12:
God the Almighty -- who intelligently designed coyotes to survive everywhere but Alaska and Hawaii -- will soon call to heaven all the people who believe in Him. The rest will be left behind for eternity in New Jersey.
Posted by: CJo at August 9, 2005 07:55 AM
I knew my buddy Scott couldn't have been wrong! Thanks CJo! ...I feel dirty.
Posted by: JB at August 9, 2005 09:30 AM
Hey Cjo,
Does your book say *when* all of His followers are going to but on the Nikes, drink the kool-aide and ride the comet back? Is it soon? I sure hope so...
Posted by: d_e at August 9, 2005 10:43 AM
